Lean Brain Management

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1 Lean Brain Management

2 Gunter Dueck Lean Brain Management More Success and Efficiency by Saving Intelligence 123

3 Prof. Dr. Gunter Dueck IBM Deutschland GmbH Gottlieb-Daimler-Str Mannheim Germany Translated from the German Lean Brain Management Erfolg und Effizienzsteigerung durch Null-Hirn (ISBN , Springer-Verlag 2006) by Andrea Adelung ISBN e-isbn DOI / Library of Congress Control Number: Springer-Verlag Berlin Heidelberg This work is subject to copyright. All rights are reserved, whether the whole or part of the material is concerned, specifically the rights of translation, reprinting, reuse of illustrations, recitation, broadcasting, reproduction on microfilm or in any other way, and storage in data banks. Duplication of this publication or parts thereof is permitted only under the provisions of the German Copyright Law of September 9, 1965, in its current version, and permission for use must always be obtained from Springer. Violations are liable to prosecution under the German Copyright Law. The use of general descriptive names, registered names, trademarks, etc. in this publication does not imply, even in the absence of a specific statement, that such names are exempt from the relevant protective laws and regulations and therefore free for general use. Cover Design: KünkelLopka, Heidelberg Printed on acid-free paper springer.com

4 Table of Contents I. Lean Brain The Greatest Challenge of the Future Lean Brain Work Where do we find intelligence worth economizing? The Fakularization of the World Fake! Keep humans out of work! The Learning Lean Brain System Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises II. On the Way to LBQ Componentize Divide et Impera Divide and Conquer Who is better than a fake? Think Once, For All, and Forever! Standardization and Global Uniformity (One Size Fits All) Creation by Product Creation by Instruction Process Orientation and Working by the Book The Moronization of Organizations Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises III. The Automatic Control of a Lean Brain System Modern Management no longer controls, it only goads The Lean Brain Company lets its Customers do the Work! Lean Brain makes Customers Numb and Loyal... 72

5 VI Table of Contents 4. Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises IV. Inhibitors of LBQ and Counteractive Measures The Primary Foe of LBQ is Amateur Intelligence The Pathological Addiction to Appreciation The Highest form of Appreciation You can stay! In the Lean Brain Revolution The Lean Brain System has yet to be Optimally Moronized Measures to Push LBQ past its Enemies Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises V. Stereotypical Activity in the Blood! You obviously have no clue. Can I speak to the manager? The Call Center Model Long-Term Objective: The Headlessness of Autonomous Systems (as in religion) Efficient Performance Management! Tetris and the Habit of Non-Thinking Activity Drill and Overlearning (No Drill No Skill!) Overlearning, not Overtraining! Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises VI. Suggestions for Concrete Transformations of the World The Search for the Genuine that can be Faked Gigantic Savings Potential Moronorgy and the Core of Lean Brain Walking the World with a Lean Brain Eye Lean Brain Army Lean Brain Science Lean Brain Education

6 Table of Contents VII 8. Lean Brain Spirit Service Bless for Less! Lean Brain Sex Lean Brain Relationships and Communication Lean Brain Health Care Lean Soul and Psychotherapy Lean Brain Law Bills instead of Rights Lean Brain Democracy and Politics Lean Brain Management Lean Brain Media Effective, Practical and easily understood Advice for Managers Take-Aways, Control Questions and Exercises VII. The Metaphysics of Lean Brain Thought Is the Renunciation of Intelligence Humane? Lean Brain envisions People like Lab Rats! Ameba Nirvana Lean Ethics VIII. Musoleum Germany What would the Lean Brain Form of Poets and Thinkers be Like? FAKe Lean Brain Rescue for Germany! World Heritage Site of Germany as a gigantic Intelligence Fake Musoleum Germany I speak perfect German! I have a right to exist! IX. Brain Rest